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    Interesting read for English lovers...

    Once Ishwarchandra Vidyasagar jokingly asked Madhusudhan Dutt, "As you are a master in English, can you make a sentence without using 'E'?"

    He wrote this...

    "I doubt I can. It's a major part of many many words. Omitting it is as hard as making muffins without flour. It's as hard as spitting without saliva, napping without a pillow, driving a train without tracks, sailing to Russia without a boat, washing your hands without soap.

    "And, anyway, what would I gain? An award? A cash bonus? Bragging rights? Why should I strain my brain? It's not worth it."
  • Solid Proof Morris went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn`t want to pay up. What should I do?"
    "Do you have any proof?" asked the lawyer.
    "Nope," Morris replied...
  • Senior Moments There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. Now one evening there was a community supper in the big activity center...
  • Too Many Kids A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. They hired a most comely young woman for the job. She worked out fine, was a good cook, was polite, and kept the house neat...
  • Time Saving Techniques The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution: "You don`t want to try these techniques at home."
    "Why not?" asked somebody from the audience.
    "I watched my wife`s routine...
  • Butterfingers Tired from waiting for their overdue baby, a woman and her husband broke the monotony one night with a trip to the movies. She went inside to get seats while he bought popcorn and drinks in the lobby...