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    A Male mosquito to its wife: Darling I will hunt a Lion for you.

    Female mosquito: Ok fine, now go to sleep.

    Male mosquito: I will bite an elephant and bring his blood for you.

    Female mosquito: Sure love, go to sleep.

    Male mosquito: I will drive you around Paris in a Mercedes.

    Female mosquito: Hmmmmmm... ok, go to sleep...

    Male mosquito: You don't trust me? I will get you a 100 gms Gold chain....

    Female mosquito: You idiot go to sleep...

    Male mosquito: Honey I'll do anything for you.

    Female mosquito: You silly son of a bitch... how many times have I told you not to come home after biting a politician.
  • Angel Food Cake Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies` group bake sale, but she forgot to do it until the last minute. She baked an angel food cake and when she took it from the oven, the center had dropped flat...
  • For English Lovers Once Ishwarchandra Vidyasagar jokingly asked Madhusudhan Dutt, "As you are a master in English, can you make a sentence without using `E`?"
    He wrote this: "I doubt I can. It`s a major part of many...
  • A Real Difficult Question There was a student who wanted to be admitted to the University. He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GED, and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed...
  • Solid Proof Morris went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn`t want to pay up. What should I do?"
    "Do you have any proof?" asked the lawyer.
    "Nope," Morris replied...
  • Senior Moments There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. Now one evening there was a community supper in the big activity center...