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    Morris had died.

    His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris' Last Will and Testament.

    "To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres of land, and 1 million dollars.

    To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the new Jaguar.

    To my daughter Shirley, I leave my yacht and $250,000.

    And to my brother-in-law Aaron, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my treadmill."
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