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    A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

    As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

    She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
  • The Easter Bunny A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately The rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man...
  • Cat Food A woman is enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening.
    "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He`s going to really ticked if it`s not ready on time...
  • Aggressive and Hostile A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed...
  • Pour Me A Drink A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, "Pour me a drink before the trouble starts."
    The bartender looks puzzled, but pours him a drink. The man chugs it and says, "Pour me another drink...
  • Health is Wealth Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris` Last Will and Testament.
    "To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres of land...