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    A woman stepped off a bus and realised she had left her purse on board. When she turned around, the bus was already long gone.

    She called the bus company and was relieved to find out the bus driver had found her bag. When she went to pick it up, a man handed her two typewritten pages and a box containing the contents of her purse.

    "We're required to inventory lost wallets and purses," he explained. "You'll find everything in there."

    As the woman began pilling the items back into her bag, the man continued, "I hope you don't mind if we watch. Even though we all tried, none of us could fit everything into your purse. And we'd like to see just how you do it."
  • Perfect Girl! A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married.
    The gentleman replied, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I`ve been looking for the perfect girl...
  • The Easter Bunny A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately The rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man...
  • Cat Food A woman is enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening.
    "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He`s going to really ticked if it`s not ready on time...
  • Aggressive and Hostile A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed...
  • Pour Me A Drink A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, "Pour me a drink before the trouble starts."
    The bartender looks puzzled, but pours him a drink. The man chugs it and says, "Pour me another drink...