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    A South Indian and his six year old son went to the Zoo.

    At the Elephant's section, there was a sign put up, "Feed the elephant a bun to get your age."

    The little boy gives a bun to the elephant and it stamps its foot six times.

    "Wow," says the boy. "That's right. I'm six. Dad, now you have a go."

    The South Indian dad gives the elephant a bun.

    A moment later, the elephant lets go a loud fart and stamps his foot thrice.

    Dad, "O mai Gad. Wat a korect anszer. I'm farty three."
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