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    Responding to the new mandatory $15 minimum wage, a Seattle business owner called in his 4 employees for a meeting. Boys, I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go."

    Black Employee, "I'm a protected minority."

    Female Employee, "And I'm a woman."

    Oldest Employee, "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin."

    ...To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds, "I think I might be gay..."
  • Blackout Drunk The poor little rich girl awoke after a long night out on the town with her friends. She found herself totally naked and with a monster of a hangover, so she rang for her butler and ordered a strong...
  • Clam Digger A nine-year-old boy was shipwrecked on a desert island. Ten years passed without him seeing another living soul. Then, one day, walking along the beach, he discovered a beautiful young woman...
  • The Sex Shop An elderly woman wobbled her way into a sex shop, approached the counter and, holding on to it for support, she asked the clerk, "Dddooo youuuu ssssssell dddddiilllldosss?"
    Trying hard not to break out laughing, the clerk replied...
  • Changes in Sexuality One day a father and his ten-year-old son were on the bus, when the boy noticed a redhead with huge breasts... "Hey Pop," the son cried, "look at those boobs!"
    The father, a religious man proceeded to send the boy to...
  • Work or Pleasure? The Commanding Officer of a U.S. Marine Corps regiment was waiting for the coffee to finish brewing, so he decided to kill a little time by asking all assembled a question. "How much of sex is work...