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    A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another.

    A lady walking by notices him and says, "Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"

    "That's OK," says the guy, puffing casually, "I'm a computer programmer."

    "So? What's that got to do with anything?"

    "We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors."
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