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    A plane made an emergency landing on water. The stewardess asked the passengers to slide down to the lifeboats, but the passengers refused.

    The stewardess then asked the captain to help.

    The captain being very knowledgeable and experienced, guided her:
    Tell the Americans this is an ADVENTURE.
    Tell the British this is an HONOUR.
    Tell the French this is a ROMANTIC activity, and tell the Germans this is the LAW.
    Tell the Japanese this is an ORDER, and everyone will be sorted out.

    Stewardess: Can I convince the Pakistanis ???

    Captain: Yes dear, just whisper, 'This is a suicide mission'.

    And what about the Singaporeans? stewardess persisted.

    The captain, taking a deep breath, patiently explained: You need not tell the Singaporeans anything, my dear. Once they see a QUEUE , they will join it without questions.

    Stewardess remembered the flight had some passengers from India.
    And Captain, what about Indians, she asked.

    The captain laughed and said: Easy. Just tell the Indians this activity is FREE.
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