|A plane made an emergency landing on water. The stewardess asked the passengers to slide down to the lifeboats, but the passengers refused.|
The stewardess then asked the captain to help.
The captain being very knowledgeable and experienced, guided her:
Tell the Americans this is an ADVENTURE.
Tell the British this is an HONOUR.
Tell the French this is a ROMANTIC activity, and tell the Germans this is the LAW.
Tell the Japanese this is an ORDER, and everyone will be sorted out.
Stewardess: Can I convince the Pakistanis ???
Captain: Yes dear, just whisper, 'This is a suicide mission'.
And what about the Singaporeans? stewardess persisted.
The captain, taking a deep breath, patiently explained: You need not tell the Singaporeans anything, my dear. Once they see a QUEUE , they will join it without questions.
Stewardess remembered the flight had some passengers from India.
And Captain, what about Indians, she asked.
The captain laughed and said: Easy. Just tell the Indians this activity is FREE.