Indian Student: Meri Bag Mein Bomb hai (Masti Mein)
His friend informs the police and the student is arrested and questioned for 3 days. His entire family and social circle in USA comes under scanner.
The entire intelligence infrastructure of USA is on high alert, airports security is beefed up etc... etc.
Student: Meri Bag Mein Bomb Hai.
His friend: Apni Gaand Mein Daal Lay Bhosdike !!!