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    In America:
    Indian Student: Meri Bag Mein Bomb hai (Masti Mein)

    His friend informs the police and the student is arrested and questioned for 3 days. His entire family and social circle in USA comes under scanner.
    The entire intelligence infrastructure of USA is on high alert, airports security is beefed up etc... etc.

    In India:
    Student: Meri Bag Mein Bomb Hai.

    His friend: Apni Gaand Mein Daal Lay Bhosdike !!!

    Matter closed.
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