Two men walking their dogs met outside a bar. After chatting a while, one suggested they go inside for a drink.

    The man with the Chihuahua said, "Good idea, but the sign says 'No Dogs'."

    The man with the golden retriever smiled and said, "No problem. Follow me and do what I do."

    As he entered the bar, the bartender yelled, "Hey, buddy, no dogs allowed in here!"

    The guy replied, "Oh, he's my seeing-eye dog."

    So the bartender relented, but then he spotted the other guy.

    "I'm sorry, sir, but no dogs are allowed in my bar."

    The second guy echoed the first, "But he's my seeing-eye dog."

    The bartender looked skeptical, "Your seeing-eye dog is a Chihuahua?"

    "What! They gave me a Chihuahua?!"
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