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    WORDS DIFFICULT TO S​AY​ WHEN DRUNK
    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon

    WORDS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate

    WORDS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    6. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination and would hate to look like a real Fool!
    7. Oh no, I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

    WORDS DAMN EASY TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. I love you.
    2. Will you marry me.
    3. Tu mera bhai hai, bhai.
    4. Kal se daru band.
    5. One for the road. Last peg.

    Words to say in the morning.
    1. I was a little high, but in my senses.
    2. I think it was nakli whisky.
    3. Someone spiked my drink.
    4. Snacks kam the, isiliye....
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