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    A poor vagabond, traveling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: 'GEORGE AND THE DRAGON'.

    He knocked. The Innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window.

    "Could ye spare some victuals?" he asked.

    The woman glanced at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition, "No!" she said rather sternly.

    "Could I have a drink of water?"

    "No!" she said again.

    "Could I at least sleep in your stable then?"

    "NO!" By this time she was fairly shouting.

    The vagabond still continued, "Might I please...?"

    "What *now*?" the woman interrupted impatiently.

    "D'ye suppose," he asked... "I might have a word with George?"
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