|Little Johnny was playing in the backyard when some honeybees started annoying him.|
He tried to stomp on them, but his father reprimanded him, saying, "Stop that, John! Now you'll get no honey for a month!"
Later, Little Johnny caught some butterflies and started torturing them.
His father yelled, "Stop that, John! Now you'll get no butter for a month!"
That evening, as Little Johnny's mother prepared dinner, a cockroach scurried across the kitchen floor. She stomped it dead.
Little Johnny looked at his father and asked, "You gonna tell her or should I?"