Little Johnny was playing in the backyard when some honeybees started annoying him.

    He tried to stomp on them, but his father reprimanded him, saying, "Stop that, John! Now you'll get no honey for a month!"

    Later, Little Johnny caught some butterflies and started torturing them.

    His father yelled, "Stop that, John! Now you'll get no butter for a month!"

    That evening, as Little Johnny's mother prepared dinner, a cockroach scurried across the kitchen floor. She stomped it dead.

    Little Johnny looked at his father and asked, "You gonna tell her or should I?"
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