|A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard the garage door open.|
"Hurry!" she cried. "Stand in the corner!"
She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move," she whispered. "Pretend you're a statue."
When her husband entered the bedroom, he asked, "What's this, honey?"
"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths have one in their bedroom. I liked theirs so much, I got us one, too." Nothing more was said, and they both went to sleep. About 2:00 AM, the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen, and returned shortly with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said, giving the food to the statue, "you may as well eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' for three days and nobody even offered me a glass of water!"