|A man was in the habit of carrying an umbrella wherever he went. Unfortunately, he broke his last good one. Looking at the six useless umbrellas in his umbrella stand, he decided to take them all in and have them repaired.
On the bus on the way home, he picked up the umbrella that belonged to the woman sitting next to him, purely out of habit.
She immediately cried, "Stop, thief!" and he surrendered the umbrella.
Very embarrassed, he quickly got off the bus. The next week he picked up his repaired umbrellas. When he got on the bus with the six umbrellas under his arm, he just so happened to sit next to the very same woman.
She gave him an icy stare and said, "Had a good day, huh?"