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    A blonde woman visits her husband in prison.

    Before leaving, she tells an officer, "You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted !"

    Officer laughs, saying, "Are you kidding ? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!"

    "Bullshit ! He just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months !"
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    Husband: Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?
    Wife: Steamed fine long...
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