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    So, I was walking through the mall and I saw there was a "Pakistan Book Store." I was wondering what exactly was in a Pakistani book store so I went in.

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    I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on the U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Pakistanis?"

    The clerk said, "Fuck off, get out, and stay out."

    I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
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