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    A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a postcard in his hand.

    The old man said, "Sir, I'm sorry to bother you, but could you address this postcard for me? My arthritis is acting up today and I can't even hold a pen."

    "Certainly sir," said the younger man, "I'd be glad to."

    He wrote out the address and also agreed to write a short message and sign the card for the man.

    Finally, the younger man asked, "Now, is there anything else I can do for you?"

    The old fellow thought about it for a moment and said, "Yes, at the end could you just add, 'P.S.: Please excuse the sloppy handwriting'?"
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