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    Superman, patrolling Metropolis on a particularly boring day, spied Wonder Woman on the beach, sunbathing in the nude!

    Remembering that he was 'faster than a speeding bullet,' he wondered if he could score with Wonder Woman before she knew what hit her.

    He swooped down, finished in an instant, and then flew away wearing a big happy grin.

    Wonder Woman sat up in the san, "What in hell was that?!"

    And the Invisible Man replied, "I don't know, but my butt hurts!"
  • She's Not My Wife A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I`ve been having all these years? Well, they`re gone."
    "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened...
  • A Real Bad Day A lonely young guy driving cross-country picked up a stunning female hitchhiker. Out in the middle of the desert, she started coming on to him. When she offered him some oral pleasure, he pulled over to the side...
  • Drill Commands A Marine, fresh back from a year at a North African embassy, told his wife, "Honey, I didn`t waste all my time alone over there. Instead, I mastered the art of mind over matter. Watch this...
  • Pakistan Book Store So, I was walking through the mall and I saw there was a "Pakistan Book Store." I was wondering what exactly was in a Pakistani book store so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped...
  • Dads Fault "Late again?" Miss Crabtree scolded Little Johnny.
    "It ain`t my fault," said Little Johnny. "This is my Daddy`s fault. Im three hours late cause Daddy sleeps naked...