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    A guy walks up to the "Visa on arrival" counter at the Bangkok International Airport. Presents 2 Indian passports with 2000 baht cash and says, "Two visas. For me & my wife. Here are the passports and cash..."

    The officer at the counter says, "Extra 2000 bahts please..."

    The man asks him, "Why extra??"

    Says the officer, "We charge corkage for bringing own wife to Thailand."
  • Aging (dis)Gracefully A Woman in her late thirties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What`s the matter...
  • She's Not My Wife A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I`ve been having all these years? Well, they`re gone."
    "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened...
  • A Real Bad Day A lonely young guy driving cross-country picked up a stunning female hitchhiker. Out in the middle of the desert, she started coming on to him. When she offered him some oral pleasure, he pulled over to the side...
  • Drill Commands A Marine, fresh back from a year at a North African embassy, told his wife, "Honey, I didn`t waste all my time alone over there. Instead, I mastered the art of mind over matter. Watch this...
  • Pakistan Book Store So, I was walking through the mall and I saw there was a "Pakistan Book Store." I was wondering what exactly was in a Pakistani book store so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped...