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    An old Parsi is dying & he calls his grandson to his bed, "Dikraa, I leave for you, my chrome-plated .38 revolver."

    "But Bawaji, I don't like guns. How about you leaving me Tamaaru gold Rolex watch instead?"

    "Chutia, shutup and listen. Someday you have to run Maaru business. Someday you gonna come home and may be find your Fataakri biwi in bed with some other Bhonsrino Bhadvo. Chutmarina, what will u do then? Point your Rolex watch at him and say "Time's up?"
  • Superman and SuperWoman Superman, patrolling Metropolis on a particularly boring day, spied Wonder Woman on the beach, sunbathing in the nude! Remembering that he was `faster than a speeding bullet,` he wondered if he could...
  • Aging (dis)Gracefully A Woman in her late thirties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What`s the matter...
  • She's Not My Wife A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I`ve been having all these years? Well, they`re gone."
    "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened...
  • A Real Bad Day A lonely young guy driving cross-country picked up a stunning female hitchhiker. Out in the middle of the desert, she started coming on to him. When she offered him some oral pleasure, he pulled over to the side...
  • Drill Commands A Marine, fresh back from a year at a North African embassy, told his wife, "Honey, I didn`t waste all my time alone over there. Instead, I mastered the art of mind over matter. Watch this...