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    A computer programmer was taking a smoke break when a woman passing by sarcastically commented, "Don't you know that those things can kill you? They put a warning on every pack!"

    "Oh, that's okay," said the guy, exhaling smoke, "I'm a programmer."

    "What's that got to do with anything?" she asked.

    He answered, "Programmers ignore warnings; we only care about errors!"
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