|An airbus with 346 passengers on board met with technical problems and as the message was flashed to the passengers, they started screaming with fear.|
The Captain said, "Don't panic. I want to ask you. Who among you is the greatest believer. Who has the greatest faith in God?"
A passenger from the economy class yelled, "Myself."
Captain, "Are you sure?"
Passenger, "Yes, I am."
Captain, "Please stand at that corner and pray. We have a shortage of 1 parachute."