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    An underwear making company was having a tough time with stock theft. On departure for home, all workers' bags were searched and everything always seemed OK.

    All security measures one can think of were put in place, Auditors were called in but still no one was caught and stocks continued to disappear.

    All workers, including management were checked on departure, each wearing just one underwear and no one was caught with more than one pair.

    Then...

    One day, the Auditor advised security to check all workers on their arrival... and the case was solved!
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    The barman says about three feet.
    Santa, "Don`t you get any penguins taller than that...
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    The rancher says, "Okay , but...
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