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    Father: What happened to your results?

    Son: I have been NEWZEALANDED.

    Father: What?!!!! What do you mean?

    Son: Dad, Myself and another boy both scored exactly same marks. But, he was given 1st Rank, while I got 2nd.

    Father: This is ridiculous. If marks are equal, then both should have been declared Joint 1st Rank Holders na? By the way, how come he got 1st Rank? On what basis?

    Son: I checked that too. Principal said it was decided based on how many additional sheets were taken by us while writing the exams. He had taken more than me. So.....
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