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    A college student wrote a letter home:

    Dear folks,
    I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.

    Your son,
    Marvin.

    P.S. I felt so terrible I ran after the mailman who picked this up in the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed to God that I could get it back. But I was too late.


    A few days later he received a letter from his father. It said, "Your prayers were answered. Your letter never came!"
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