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    Patel: Remove your clothes.

    Wife: Why Remove my clothes?

    Patel: Just do and come beside me on the bed.

    Wife: Okay they are off.

    Patel: Nice sweetie. What about your bra and panties? Remove them also.

    Wife: Please I am not in the mood.

    Patel: Just remove your panties and bra and stop all this your everyday 'not in the mood story'!

    Wife: Okay they are off. What's next?

    Patel: I just want you to help me count my money. Every time you help me count the money while your clothes are on, I always find shortages!!!
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