|Patel: Remove your clothes.|
Wife: Why Remove my clothes?
Patel: Just do and come beside me on the bed.
Wife: Okay they are off.
Patel: Nice sweetie. What about your bra and panties? Remove them also.
Wife: Please I am not in the mood.
Patel: Just remove your panties and bra and stop all this your everyday 'not in the mood story'!
Wife: Okay they are off. What's next?
Patel: I just want you to help me count my money. Every time you help me count the money while your clothes are on, I always find shortages!!!