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    Husband: I must say that you are very pretty to be a waitress. Can I know your name please...?

    Waitress: That is very nice of you, sir. My name is Isabella.

    Husband: Nice name...!

    Wife: Honey, why don't you tell her about the erectile dysfunction that you suffer from?

    Husband: Right, honey...! I don't know how I forgot my manners.

    Wife: Happens...!

    Husband: Isabella, let me introduce you to the erectile dysfunction that I suffer from. This is my wife Julie.
  • Eye Colour A man was talking to his friend at the bar. The friend said, "Did you know that 9 out of 10 women with brown eyes cheat on their husbands?"
    "No, I didn`t know that," The man replied...
  • New Shoes An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen...
  • Adult Movie A saxophone player was contracted to do a recording session for a movie. Much to his delight, the soundtrack was pretty much a sax solo from beginning to end. When the session was over the sax player asked the producer what...
  • Anti Tetanus shot The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting his coat on. His wife, seeing his unexpected behavior, asks, "And where do you think you are going?"
    He replies, "I`m off to the doctor...
  • Father of Who? A man walk into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman staring at him. She stares for quite some time, so finally the man asked, "Do I know you?"
    The woman answers, "I think your the father of...