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    A lady walks into a salon, sits down in the chair and the stylist asks, "What can I do for you today?"

    "Yes, I would like to have my hair colored blonde."

    The stylist brings her a color chart and says, "This is our color chart, just choose the shade you would like."

    "Well, what are these numbers that get lower as you go further blonde?" asked the lady.

    "Those represent your IQ once your hair is done," said the hair stylist.
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