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    David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like to show him a trick.

    "I will", replies a guy in the audience, "but I'm going to need your wife Claudia and a table."

    "Ok", says David and the guy gets on stage.

    He then bends Claudia over the table, pulls down her knickers and starts f**king her from behind.

    David is now very pissed off and says, "That isn't a trick!!!"

    The guy just looks at David Copperfield and replies, "I know, it's fucking magic."
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    "Oh, nothing, Cherie."
    "I want one," said the child...
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    Waitress: That is very nice of you, sir. My name is Isabella.

    Husband: Nice name...
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    Wife: Why Remove my clothes?
    Patel: Just do and come beside me on the bed.
    Wife: Okay they are off...
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