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    There was an soccer player anxious to make it into one of the Premier league teams.

    When he found out about the trials being held he held a party with his chums. One of them brought along some Marijuana which they all used.

    The next morning, realizing that he would be asked to provide a urine sample, he knew the marijuana would show up in it. He had a brainstorm!!

    Calling his girlfriend on the phone, he said, "Hey, Patti I need a favour. Can you give me a small jar of urine? I'll need it for the physical tomorrow, and we kinda let things go here."

    Patti agreed, and within an hour, she came over, carrying a small mayo jar of yellow liquid.

    He thanked her, and he proceeded to take the "sample" to the team's physical with him the next day. When the doctor asked him for a sample, he went into the restroom, and poured the urine Patti had given him into the vial.

    All was fine -- he thought!

    Two days later, the Football manager called him, and said, "I'm afraid we have to withdraw the trial offer."

    "Why?" he asked.

    We just cannot," said the team boss, "have a pregnant man on our football team!"
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