|Every year Simon entered the state lottery hoping to win. He never did. Finally he prayed vigorously, hoping for God's message, he walked around the fair.|
A flash of lightning struck as he was passing Suzie's stall. She was bending & he saw she was not wearing panties. He could see 7 written on both of her bums.
He bet on 77 as he thought God had given him a clue. He lost again. The winning number was 707.
Moral of the story: Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life