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    A young woman is visiting her parents. While helping her mother fix dinner, she opens the refrigerator. On the inside of the door, she sees a spicy picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman.

    "What's this about, Mom?" she asks.

    "Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat," the mother answers.

    "Is it working?" her daughter asks.

    "Yes and no," her mom replies. "I've lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20."
  • I Can't Look That Old My name is Alice, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy...
  • Braggers Gonna Brag A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes...
  • The Happiest Day Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him with an outstretched hand, "Congratulations Harry! I just...
  • The Buffalo Theory of Beer One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here`s how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it`s like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest...
  • Witch Doctor's Powers A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots."
    Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?"
    The guy says," Oh, I want them both now...