|A newlywed couple gets back from their honeymoon and the husband decides that he wants to watch the video of their first night as husband and wife.|
He plays the tape and hears his wife say, "Ahh, ahh, that's happiness. Ahh, ahh, that's happiness."
Just then, his new bride walks in and says, "You moron, that's slo-mo."
She rewinds the tape and plays it at normal speed: "Ha, ha, that's a penis? Ha, ha, that's a penis?"