|Two businessmen were taking a break while setting up their soon-to-open store's shelving units. There they sat, in the middle of nothing but empty shelves.|
One said, "I bet any minute now some smart aleck will stick his head in the door and ask what we're selling."
Within minutes, a man did just that, "Hey, boys. Whacha sellin'?"
One businessmen responded sarcastically, "We're selling a$$holes."
Without missing a beat, he rejoined, "Looks like business is good; ya only got two left!"