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    A blonde stopped at a gas station, got out of the car, opened the hood, and checked the engine oil. After a few seconds of what appeared to be intelligent thinking she took the dipstick in her hand and walked over to the attendant.

    "Excuse me," she said, "but can I buy a longer dipstick?"

    "Sure, ma'am, of course. Why do you need a longer one?"

    "Because this one isn't long enough to reach the oil."
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    The other man didn`t reply. Again, the man asked...
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