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    A man brings some very fine material to a tailor and asks him to make a pair of pants. When he comes back a week later, the pants are not ready. Two weeks later, they still are not ready.

    Finally after 6 weeks, the pants are ready. The man tries them on. They fit perfectly. Nonetheless, when it comes to pay, he cannot resist a jibe at the tailor.

    "You know," he says "It took God only six days to make the world. And it took you six weeks to make just one pair of pants."

    "Ahhh...," says the tailor, "But look at this pair of pants, and then look at the world.
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