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    My maid came to my bathroom door. Just as I came out of an evening shower. My towel slipped a bit.But, I managed to hide my modesty just in time or so I thought.

    Maid said with a naughty smile:
    "Kyaa Banana Hai Saab..." I am still wondering if it was a compliment...

    OR

    A cooking request?
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    "Just loving life, Jim. Loving life," he replied.
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