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    Two widows, are talking at the Bowling Alley. Martha says, "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date.I know you went out with him last week and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

    Edna, "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M. Dressed up like such a gentleman in a fine suit. And he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs and what's there but a beautiful car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.

    Then he takes me out for dinner... marvelous dinner - lobster. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Martha, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!

    So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL!!! Completely crazy. He tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times! He's a retired Marine!"

    Martha, "Goodness gracious! So you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?

    Edna, "No... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
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    "Correct," responded the professor, adding more...
  • Three Italian Nuns At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be The first nun says...
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  • The Empty Store Two businessmen were taking a break while setting up their soon-to-open store`s shelving units. There they sat, in the middle of nothing but empty shelves. One said, "I bet any minute now some smart...