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    Every day a man would walk up to a woman in her office, stand very close to her, inhale a deep breath of air, and say, "Your hair sure smells nice!"

    After a week of this, she reports him to the Human Resources Department.

    "I want to file a sexual harassment suit against him."

    The HR supervisor was puzzled. "I don't get it. How is a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice sexual harassment?"

    The woman replied, "It's Keith. You know, the midget?"
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