|Wife: Darling, I have a question. When Hindu God's Shiva and Parvati stand together, Shiva always has a "Thrishulam".|
When Vishnu and Lakshmi stand together, Vishnu has a "Sudarshana Chakra".
When Ram and Seetha stand together, Ram has an Arrow and Bow.
But, when Krishna and Radha stand together, Krishna has no weapon, but only a flute. WHY?
Husband: Simple answer!
The first three Gods stood with their wives. Krishna stood with his lover. Whoever stands with his wife NEEDS a WEAPON!