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    Wife: Darling, I have a question. When Hindu God's Shiva and Parvati stand together, Shiva always has a "Thrishulam".

    When Vishnu and Lakshmi stand together, Vishnu has a "Sudarshana Chakra".

    When Ram and Seetha stand together, Ram has an Arrow and Bow.

    But, when Krishna and Radha stand together, Krishna has no weapon, but only a flute. WHY?

    Husband: Simple answer!
    The first three Gods stood with their wives. Krishna stood with his lover. Whoever stands with his wife NEEDS a WEAPON!
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