Pedro gets a New Secretary.

    He faces a volley of rapid fire questions from his wife, who is always a bit suspicious of her husband's roving eye.

    Dora (Pedro's wife): Does your new secretary have nice legs?
    Pedro (feigning ignorance): Didn't quite notice.

    Dora: What color are her eyes?

    Pedro (quietly): Haven't had the time to check.

    Dora: What are the nail polish colors she uses, mettalic, gel or neon ?

    Pedro (rolling up his eye): Not a clue in the world.

    Dora: Does she wear matte, glossy or frosted lipstick.

    Pedro (looking quizzed): I barely spoke to her, so dont know.

    Dora: How does she dress?

    Pedro (innocently): VERY quickly...

    His Funeral is tomorrow.
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