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    The son of a financier bursts into his father's office and says, "Dad, lend me $5,000."

    "What for?" his father asks.

    "I've got a sure tip on the market."

    "How much could we make?" his father asks.

    "I'd say at least $2,000 - that's $1,000 for each of us."

    "OK, son. Here's $1,000," his father said. "Let's consider that we have made the deal and it has succeeded. You make $1,000 and I save $4,000."
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