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    A man gets stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish.

    Warden: Do you have a permit for all these fish?

    Man: No sir. These are all my pet fish.

    Warden: Your pet fish? How's that?

    Man: Well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half an hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night.

    Warden: Well, that's just a crock of lies!!

    Man: Here, I'll show you... (Releases the fish in the lake)

    Warden: Well, this I've got to see!!

    5 minutes later...

    Warden: Well?

    Man: Well what?

    Warden: The fish! Where's your pet fish??

    Man: What fish?
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