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    Doing any kind of exercise is excellent for your health. But, for those who still have doubts when choosing, here you will find 7 good reasons to decide between Running or Fucking.

    1. When you run, you usually go alone. If you go with someone you just want to run faster than the other.
    Fucking? No. You always try to reach the goal together.
    Therefore, fuck "Develops teamwork and avoids selfishness."

    2. To run you have to buy a lot of clothes that, normally, is quite expensive. However, to fuck, just take off the one you're wearing.
    As you can see, fucking "encourages saving, and avoids consumerism".

    3. To run you have to get out of bed.
    To fuck, its the opposite.
    We all know that bed is better than nowhere. Therefore while fucking, "We exercise while we are, where we are best".

    4. Running requires great effort and gives little pleasure.
    Fucking gives enormous pleasure and the effort is minimal.
    So while fucking, we experience how to, "Make the most of it with the minimum effort".

    5. After running, you end up exhausted and your knees and legs hurt.
    However, after fucking, you have a smile from ear to ear!
    It is clear that through fucking "we discover the joy of living."

    6. If they call you to run, you will almost never go.
    Now, if they call you to fuck? Ahhhhhhhh! ... Right ?!!!. You will reach on time.
    It is clear, fuck "increases punctuality."

    7. Another very important reason is that after running you do not feel like repeating the race.
    But, after fucking, you want to repeat again. Yes or no?!!!
    So, through fucking we achieve "true interest in what is done and promotes the value of perseverance."

    So the winner is a 'Fuck' anytime!

    Share it with 10 people and you will be blessed with a nice fuck! ... If you do not do it, you will keep running like mad and feel 'what the fuck'!
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