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    So I was sitting on the bus and somebody tapped me on the shoulder.

    I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, "Sonny, would you like some nuts? I've got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you'd like."

    "Sure," I replied. Then she gave me a handful of nuts and went back to sit with her friends.

    "What a nice lady," I thought, while happily munching on the nuts.

    A few minutes later, I felt another tap on my shoulder and there she was again, offering some nuts. I gladly accepted and she went back to her seat.

    After about 10 minutes, she tapped me on the shoulder, once again offering some nuts.

    I asked her, "Why don't you eat them yourself?"

    "Because we've got no teeth," she replied.

    "Then why do you buy them?" I asked.

    "Oh, because we just love the chocolate around them."
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