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    A man finds his dog with a dead rabbit in its mouth. He realizes that the rabbit is a pet of his next-door neighbor. In a panic he cleans the rabbit up and sneaks it into its cage, hoping his neighbor will think their pet died of natural causes.

    Next day he spots his neighbor digging a hole in the flower beds and goes over to investigate.

    "What are you doing?" asks the man.

    "Burying my rabbit again," replies the neighbor. `There sure are some sick people around here. The rabbit dropped dead on Monday, I buried it on Tuesday, and on Wednesday some bastard dug it up, gave it a wash, and stuck it back in its cage."
  • Drink From The river During Sermon on a Sunday service, the Pastor said, "If I had all the Beer in the world, I`d take it and throw it into the river."
    And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
    "And if I had all the Wine...
  • The Break Up The young salesman finally plucked up the courage to tell his fiancee that he was breaking off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
    "Can she cook like I can?" asked the distraught fiancee...
  • Geographical Pun Timmy : I`m Hungary.
    Mum : Why don`t you Czech the fridge?
    Timmy : Okay, I`m Russian to the kitchen.
    Mum : Hmm... maybe you`ll find some...
  • Bill Gates' Old Friend A guy ordered a drink in an airport cocktail lounge and suddenly realized that sitting across from him was Bill Gates. Barely concealing his enthusiasm, he introduced himself, "Hello, Mr. Gates. My name is...
  • Children and Wisdom A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It`s hard to believe these were actually...