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    During a training session at an artillery unit the sergeant-major was busy describing how the sophisticated aiming device of the artillery weapon system is used:

    "As you all know, there are 180 degrees in a circle."

    One of the soldiers put up his hand and said: "But there are 360 degrees in a circle, sergeant-major."

    "You idiot," replied the sergeant-major, "I am obviously speaking about a small circle!"
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    His father is taken aback by the question but decides to give his son the facts straight up. "Well son," he says...
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    And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
    "And if I had all the Wine...
  • The Break Up The young salesman finally plucked up the courage to tell his fiancee that he was breaking off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
    "Can she cook like I can?" asked the distraught fiancee...
  • Geographical Pun Timmy : I`m Hungary.
    Mum : Why don`t you Czech the fridge?
    Timmy : Okay, I`m Russian to the kitchen.
    Mum : Hmm... maybe you`ll find some...
  • Bill Gates' Old Friend A guy ordered a drink in an airport cocktail lounge and suddenly realized that sitting across from him was Bill Gates. Barely concealing his enthusiasm, he introduced himself, "Hello, Mr. Gates. My name is...