•  

    A heavily bandaged man was sitting up in bed at the hospital when his friend came to visit. "What happened to you?" the friend asked.

    "Well, we went to the amusement park and decided to ride the roller coaster. As we came to the top of the highest loop, I noticed a sign by the side of the track. I tried to read it, but it was very small and I couldn't make it out. I was so curious that I went around again, but we went by so quickly that I still couldn't see what the sign said. By now I was determined, so I went around a third time. As we reached the top I stood up in the car to get a better view."

    "And did you manage to see what the sign said this time?" asked his friend.

    "Yeah... The sign said 'Remain seated at all times!'"
  • Born Again A man finds his dog with a dead rabbit in its mouth. He realizes that the rabbit is a pet of his next-door neighbor. In a panic he cleans the rabbit up and sneaks it into its cage, hoping his neighbor will think...
  • Explaining Poo A little boy asks his dad, "Where does poo come from?"
    His father is taken aback by the question but decides to give his son the facts straight up. "Well son," he says...
  • Drink From The river During Sermon on a Sunday service, the Pastor said, "If I had all the Beer in the world, I`d take it and throw it into the river."
    And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
    "And if I had all the Wine...
  • The Break Up The young salesman finally plucked up the courage to tell his fiancee that he was breaking off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
    "Can she cook like I can?" asked the distraught fiancee...
  • Geographical Pun Timmy : I`m Hungary.
    Mum : Why don`t you Czech the fridge?
    Timmy : Okay, I`m Russian to the kitchen.
    Mum : Hmm... maybe you`ll find some...